These 125 Tinder & Bumble Pick Up Lines Are Equal Parts Funny, Cute and Totally Flirty

It’s no lie that online dating can be a curse and a blessing at the same time. You’ve swiped right, they’ve swiped right, and now what? Picking the perfect opening pick-up line for a Tinder or Bumble chat can feel like so much pressure. You don’t want to sound cheesy or like you’re over-eager, but a simple “hey!” is boring and uninspired.

A good Tinder or Bumble ice breaker usually takes form in an open-ended question or joke that can easily lead into a fun conversation starter. It takes the awkwardness out of meeting people through a dating app and sets you up for success in the Bumble- or Tinder-verse!

Need some inspiration for the next time you go swiping through dating apps? Take a peek at our favorite Tinder and Bumble pick-up lines, try out a few of your favorites, and see where things go!

Tinder Pick Up Lines

1. Hey, I’m writing an article on the finer things in life and I was hoping I could interview you.

2. Are we, like, married now?

3. What’s a perfect gentleman like me doing without your phone number?

4. You sound busy but is there any chance of adding me to your to-do list?

5. I usually go for 8’s but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.

6. I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

7. Roses are red, violets are blue, Yoda I am, and go out with me, will you?

8. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.

9. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

10. (Lime emoji) This is my pick-up lime. How are you?

11. I’m researching important dates in history, do you want to be mine?

12. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should we match again?

13. Do you like bagels? Because you’re bae goals.

14. Damn, you have a dog! Does that mean I’ll never win the “best ever cuddler” title?

15. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.

16. Damn, you’re a knockout. Was your father a boxer, or did you just get lucky with the gene pool? I bet you a cocktail your personality is even better than your looks too!?

17. So I’ve been trying to come up with a good psychology pickup line for you, but I’m aFreud I couldn’t come up with anything.

18. I’d say you’re the bomb, but that could turn into lethal conversation…

19. Are you from space? Because you’re out of this world good-looking.

20. I’d say you’re as beautiful as a Greek goddess, but from what I can remember from history class, they were all pretty crazy.

21. If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.

22. On a lazy Sunday: Netflix all day, getting lost in a museum, or cuddling with me?

23. If you could any famous artist (dead or alive) paint your portrait, who would it be?

24. My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I’ll make an exception for you.

25. What do you call a string of people lifting a mozzarella cheese? A cheesy pickup line.

26. If you’re as good at cuddling as you’re good-looking, I’m signing myself up on the waitlist for a date.

27. All your pics came through at a 45-degree angle. Guess you’re acute-y.

28. This is how I’d describe you in three emojis [insert cute emojis] Now you describe yourself in three emojis.

29. Do you ever wear fishnets? Because you’re a real catch.

30. Are you http? Because without you I’m just ://

31. Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.

32. Tell me, what can I say to impress you?

33. Roses are red, violets are blue, how did I get so lucky to match with you?

34. If we were at home, cuddling on a rainy Sunday morning, what would we have for breakfast? a) American pancakes b) French crèpes c) waffles d) omelet e) something else?

35. Do you like cheese? Would you like to brie with me?

36. If you were a dessert, what would you be?

37. Do you play soccer? You look like a keeper.

38. Favorite drink?

39. Do you know what I have in common with the Little Mermaid? We both want to be part of your world.

40. Truth or dare?

41. I thought happiness started with an “h,” but I guess it actually starts with “u.”

42. Drinks or coffee this week?

43. Your profile made me stop in my tracks.

44. Two truths and a lie! Go!

45. Are you a gardener? I like your tulips.

46. Favorite thing to do on a Friday night? a) cuddling and watching Netflix by the fireplace b) the hottest bar in town c) dinner party d) I’ll tell you over drinks?

47. Are you German? I’d like to be Ger-man!

48. Send me your favorite GIF so I get to know you better?

49. Just wanted to let you know, you have some cute on your face.

50. I think I saw you on Spotify. You were listed as the hottest single?

51. Are you my laptop? Because you’re really hot and I’m concerned.

52. If you could be any comic book character, who would you be?

53. Are you the COVID vaccine? Because I would never turn you down.

54. A three-day weekend is coming up. Are you a) heading for the mountains b) going to the beach c) sleeping till noon d) partying all night?

55. Are your parents’ bakers? They sure made a cutie pie.

56. You’re seriously hot. And I’m seriously happy we matched.

57. Do you have an Instagram? My mom always told me to follow my dreams.

58. We matched! Does that mean you’re coming over to my place tonight, or should we meet and establish we aren’t serial killers or living with our parents first?

59. Did you fall in a pile of sugar? You’re looking super sweet.

60. Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?

61. I bet I know when your birthday is. October 10. Because you’re a 10/10.

62. You look like trouble. I like it.

Bumble Pick Up Lines

63. I’m going to be honest with you. I swiped right 50% because you’re cute, and 50% because I love your dog. What’s his name?

64. I woke up thinking today was just another boring Monday, and then I saw your photo on my app.

65. On a scale of one to the United States of America, how free are you for drinks this evening?

66. Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

67. Brunch or dinner?

68. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.

69. I just bought kiss-proof lipstick, and I need a lab partner to test its claims. Are you in?

70. Titanic. That’s my icebreaker. What’s up?

71. I can’t believe we’ve known each other for a minute and still haven’t exchanged numbers.

72. Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you—drinks this week?

73. Did you do something to my eyes? Because I can’t take them off you.

74. On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need.

75. Waffles or pancakes? I need to know what you prefer for breakfast.

76. Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.

77. Your eyes are really beautiful, and I just had to tell you.

78. Are you the square root of 1? Because you seriously can’t be real!

79. I almost gave up on Bumble, but then I saw your profile.

80. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

81. I think my phone’s busted. It keeps telling me it doesn’t have your number.

82. What’s your definition of a good weekend?

83. Don’t tell me your name. I’ve decided to just call you mine.

84. If you’re as good at cuddling as you’re good-looking, I’m signing myself up on the waitlist for a date.

85. I can’t cook good lasagna, but I can cook great lasagna.

86. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

87. Avocado on toast, or extra guacamole on your taco?

88. You’re so gorgeous that you made me forget my good pickup line.

89. Should we mix things up and get dessert before dinner?

90. Important question: pizza or tacos?

91. If you could be anywhere in the world, doing anything you like right now, where would you be and what would you do?

92. What’s one destination you haven’t been to yet that you have to visit before you die?

93. You’re sweeter than 3.14. Tell me I just won the cheesy pickup line competition?

94. If you could be any animal in the world, what would you be and why?

95. Top three best things to do on a Saturday?

96. Better discovery: Netflix or avocados?

97. If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.

98. Choose a dream job: puppy photographer or pizza critic?

99. You look like you love a good adventure! What’s one of the best ones you’ve had so far?

100. Can I have your Netflix password?

101. So, are you the kind I’d find climbing mountains and acing the diamond slopes, or chilling on the beach with a glass of wine?

102. Let’s get ready to Bumble!

103. I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.

104. How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice

105. Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless

106. If you had to listen to one song on repeat forever, what would it be?

107. Pick a historical era, and I’ll try to come up with a pickup line related to that era.

108. Katy Perry or Taylor Swift?

109. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Let’s go on a date. So I can start falling for you.

110. Just tell me you don’t clap after your plane lands, and we can go ahead and get married.

111. Forget hydrogen. You should be the number one element!

112. Are you my last 1099 check? Because I want 100% of you.

113. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

114. Heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad at everything.” *blink instead of wink*

115. Hey, you’re beautiful. Can I tell you that again next Saturday over dinner?

116. Are you a meme? Because I’d like to show you to my friends and then hope they like you as much as I do.

117. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

118. Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

119. Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.

120. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

121. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

122. Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?

123. I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

124. Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next boyfriend.

125. Hawaiian or pepperoni?

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